Letters to Children

Dear Jack,

When the vacuum cleaner is on, its okay to stay away from it.

But I do want you to know that it is not a monster and it will not eat you.


I will never ever let the vacuum cleaner eat you up because I love you so much.

Love,
Mom




 

Dear Mom,

Okay.

Love,
Jack







Dear MoMo,

Do not stick your head in the vacuum cleaner. For God's sake, what do you think will happen? It will eat you, that's what will happen.

I'm telling you this because I love you and I don't want the vicious vacuum monster to come and devour your soul. Seriously.

If you are hungry, there is some fresh kibble in the bowl under the Ferretopia building next to the couch.

Love you,
Mom





Dear Mom,

You're not my real Mom! My real mom would let me stick my head in monsters all I wanted! Don't tell me what to do!

Also, thanks for the snacks. They are delicious.

Love,
MoMobella



Dear Rudyard,

When was the last time you ate?
You are so skinny.

I've prepared a special dish for you full of ferretvite.

Don't tell the others, especially Jack.  I need you putting on as many pounds as you can before you go on vacation with Natalie and Eli.

Remember to eat while I'm away!

Love,
Mom






Dear Mom,

Yes, I saw the treat and securely devoured it up.
Please do not worry about me, I will be fine.

We are very excited about our vacation, and I will promise to eat everything Auntie Nat and Uncle Eli give me. I will also make sure that Jack is left alone to his toys and keep MoMo company. 

On another note, I was hoping you could set aside some money just in case we need anything you or our dear family has forgotten. In addition to that, will you leave me some puzzles for me to solve in my spare time? I do enjoy solving puzzles.

Much Love,

Rudyard